Man: I'm gonna get some beer.
Woman: You're gonna carry that all the way home?
Man: NO I'M GONNA FUCKING HAVE THEM DELIVER IT! (walks into store)
Little girl with adult woman in a playground. Girl trying to reach monkeybars.
Little girl to Isaac (tall): Will you help me reach the bars?
Isaac: I don't know...ask your mom.
Little girl: I don't HAVE a mom!
TODAY IN THE WORLD:
Ancient languages lost: 2
Euphemisms for genetalia coined: 12
Ethnic stereotypes debunked: 3
Ethnic stereotypes reinforced: 54
Spent by Americans on books: $63,016,398
Spent by Americans on pro sports: $547,945,205
New planets colonized: 0