Well look what I found in the basement boxes! A nice little veryshort story that I wrote in 2006 and forgot to publish on here. It's a little one-page jobbie, shouldn't take you more than 4 minutes to ingest should you so choose.
Oddly enough this makes "Future Me" the second story I've written about being dealt with harshly by alternate versions of myself. Actually the third, if you count "Price of Gas". Hm. Obviously some self-hatred going on here. But nev'rmind that! On with it!