You're driving downtown Seattle.
You come to an intersection.
The light is green.
On the left corner is an attractive woman.
On the right corner, a midget.
You have only seconds to decide before you drive past them.
Which do you stare at??
Last time I faced this Quandry, it was a choice between an Attractive Woman on the left and a Black Guy on the right. Seems like an obvious choice, but this was back when I lived in small town Mt. Vernon, where both are equally rare.
Think about this Quandry and bring me your results on Monday. If there are any mathematical equations, please show your work.